Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday December 10, 2014

Mosher's Law of Software Engineering: Don't worry if...
Mosher's Law of Software Engineering: Don't worry if it doesn't work right. If everything did, you'd be out of a job.

There was a young man of Khartoum, The strength of whose balls...
There was a young man of Khartoum, The strength of whose balls was his doom. So strong was his shootin', The third law of Newton Propelled the poor chap to the Moon.

When man calls an animal "vicious", he usually means...
When man calls an animal "vicious", he usually means that it will attempt to defend itself when he tries to kill it.