Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday December 2, 2014

There was a young man from Racine Who invented a fucking...
There was a young man from Racine Who invented a fucking machine. Concave or convex, It served either sex, But oh what a bitch to keep clean.

Rules for Good Grammar #4. (1) Don't use no double...
Rules for Good Grammar #4. (1) Don't use no double negatives. (2) Make each pronoun agree with their antecedents. (3) Join clauses good, like a conjunction should. (4) About them sentence fragments. (5) When...

A watched clock never boils.
A watched clock never boils.

A wise man can see more from a mountain top than a fool...
A wise man can see more from a mountain top than a fool can from the bottom of a well.