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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday December 14, 2014


"Now I've got the bead on you with MY disintegrating gun...
"Now I've got the bead on you with MY disintegrating gun. And when it disintegrates, it disintegrates. (pulls trigger) Well, what you do know, it disintegrated." -- Duck Dodgers in the 24th and a half century

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