Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday December 6, 2014

There once was a man named McSweeny Who spilled some raw gin...
There once was a man named McSweeny Who spilled some raw gin on his weeny. Just to be couth, He added vermouth, And slipped his girlfriend a martini.

The luck that is ordained for you will be coveted by others.
The luck that is ordained for you will be coveted by others.

I think that I shall never hear A poem lovelier than beer...
I think that I shall never hear A poem lovelier than beer. The stuff that Joe's Bar has on tap, With golden base and snowy cap. The stuff that I can drink all day Until my mem'ry melts away. Poems are made by fools, I fear But only Schlitz can make...