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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday December 5, 2014


As Zeus said to Narcissus, "Watch yourself."
As Zeus said to Narcissus, "Watch yourself."

There was an old man of St. Bees, Who was stung in the arm by...
There was an old man of St. Bees, Who was stung in the arm by a wasp. When asked, "Does it hurt?" He relied, "No, it doesn't. I'm so glad that it wasn't a hornet."

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