Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday October 11, 2015

The party adjourned to a hot tub, yes. Fully clothed, I might...
The party adjourned to a hot tub, yes. Fully clothed, I might add. -- IBM employee, testifying in California State Supreme Court

The proof that IBM didn't invent the car is that it has...
The proof that IBM didn't invent the car is that it has a steering wheel and an accelerator instead of spurs and ropes, to be compatible with a horse. -- Jac Goudsmit

Troubled day for virgins over 16 who are beautiful and wealthy...
Troubled day for virgins over 16 who are beautiful and wealthy and live in eucalyptus trees.

Truth will out this morning. (Which may really mess things up.)
Truth will out this morning. (Which may really mess things up.)