Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday October 21, 2015

There once was a man named Parridge With peculiar views...
There once was a man named Parridge With peculiar views on marriage. He sucked off his brother, Fucked his own mother, And gobbled his sister's miscarriage.

The nicest thing about the Alto is that it doesn't run faster...
The nicest thing about the Alto is that it doesn't run faster at night.

The only difference between a car salesman and a computer...
The only difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman is that the car salesman knows he's lying.

UNIX Trix For those of you in the reseller business, here is...
UNIX Trix For those of you in the reseller business, here is a helpful tip that will save your support staff a few hours of precious time. Before you send your next machine out to an untrained client, change the permissions on /etc/passwd to 666...