Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday October 12, 2015

Better to use medicines at the outset than at the last moment.
Better to use medicines at the outset than at the last moment.

There was a young man from Kent Whose tool was so long that...
There was a young man from Kent Whose tool was so long that it bent. To save himself trouble He put it in double And instead of coming, he went.

I have a little shadow that goes in and out with me, And what...
I have a little shadow that goes in and out with me, And what can be the use of him is more than I can see. He is very, very like me from the heels up to the head; And I see him jump before me, when I jump into my bed. The funniest thing about him...