Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday October 17, 2015

A computer scientist is someone who fixes things that aren't...
A computer scientist is someone who fixes things that aren't broken.

There once was a plumber from Leigh Who was plumbing his maid...
There once was a plumber from Leigh Who was plumbing his maid by the sea. Said she, "Please stop plumbing, I think someone's coming!" Said he, "Yes, I know love, it's me."

About the use of language: it is impossible to sharpen a pencil...
About the use of language: it is impossible to sharpen a pencil with a blunt ax. It is equally vain to try to do it with ten blunt axes instead. -- Edsger Dijkstra

Adding features does not necessarily increase functionality --...
Adding features does not necessarily increase functionality -- it just makes the manuals thicker.

All constants are variables.
All constants are variables.

All parts should go together without forcing. You must...
All parts should go together without forcing. You must remember that the parts you are reassembling were disassembled by you. Therefore, if you can't get them together again, there must be a reason. By all means, do not use a hammer...

All your files have been destroyed (sorry). Paul.
All your files have been destroyed (sorry). Paul.

An algorithm must be seen to be believed. --...
An algorithm must be seen to be believed. -- D.E. Knuth

An elephant is a mouse with an operating system.
An elephant is a mouse with an operating system.