Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday October 29, 2015

There once was a girl named Irene Who lived on distilled...
There once was a girl named Irene Who lived on distilled kerosene But she started absorbin' A new hydrocarbon And since then has never benzene.

Nonsense. Space is blue and birds fly through it...
Nonsense. Space is blue and birds fly through it. -- Heisenberg

This here's the wattle, The emblem of our land. You can stick...
This here's the wattle, The emblem of our land. You can stick it in a bottle; You can hold it in your hand. Amen! -- Monty Python