Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday October 24, 2015

To his bride, said the sharp eyed detective, "Can it...
To his bride, said the sharp eyed detective, "Can it be that my eyesight's defective? Is your east tit the least bit The best of your west tit, Or is it a trick of perspective?"

Why are programmers non-productive? Because their time...
Why are programmers non-productive? Because their time is wasted in meetings. Why are programmers rebellious? Because the management interferes too much. Why are the programmers resigning one by one? Because they are burnt out. Having worked for poor...