Freebsd Fortunes

Nine megs for the secretaries fair,
Seven megs for the hackers scarce,
Five megs for the grads in smoky lairs,
Three megs for system source;

One disk to rule them all,
One disk to bind them,
One disk to hold the files
And in the darkness grind 'em.

Nine-track tapes and seven-track tapes
        And tapes without any tracks;
Stretchy tapes and snarley tapes
        And tapes mixed up on the racks --
                Take hold of the tape
                And pull off the strip,
                And then you'll be sure
                Your tape drive will skip.

                -- Uncle Colonel's Cursory Rhymes

"Ninety percent of the time things turn out worse than you thought they
would.  The other ten percent of the time you had no right to expect
that much."
                -- Augustine

Ninety-Ninety Rule of Project Schedules:
        The first ninety percent of the task takes ninety percent of
the time, and the last ten percent takes the other ninety percent.

"Nirvana?  Thats the place where the powers that be and their friends
hang out.
                -- Zonker Harris

No animal should ever jump on the dining room furniture unless
absolutely certain he can hold his own in conversation.
                -- Fran Lebowitz

No committee could ever come up with anything as revolutionary as a
camel -- anything as practical and as perfectly designed to perform
effectively under such difficult conditions.
                -- Laurence J. Peter

"No, `Eureka' is Greek for `This bath is too hot.'"
                -- Dr. Who

No good deed goes unpunished.
                -- Clare Boothe Luce

No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after
eating one peanut.
                -- Channing Pollock