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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday July 17, 2015


There was a young man of Ostend Whose wife caught him fucking...
There was a young man of Ostend Whose wife caught him fucking her friend. "It's no use, my duck, Interrupting our fuck, For I'm damned if I draw till I spend."

Lost: gray and white female cat. Answers to electric...
Lost: gray and white female cat. Answers to electric can opener.

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