Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday July 15, 2015

Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow,...
Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow, And everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go. It followed her through rain or snow, lightning, sleet or hail. It fetched the evening paper, her slippers, and the mail. She never had...

There once was a man named McSweeny Who spilled lots of gin...
There once was a man named McSweeny Who spilled lots of gin on his weeney So just to be couth He added vermouth And slipped his best girl a martini.

Q: How many IBM CPU's does it take to do a logical right...
Q: How many IBM CPU's does it take to do a logical right shift? A: 33. 1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register.