Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday July 23, 2015

There was a young girl named Saphire Who succumbed to...
There was a young girl named Saphire Who succumbed to her lovers desire. She said, "It's a sin, But now that it's in, Could you shove it a few inches higher?"

Dinosaurs aren't extinct. They've just learned to hide in...
Dinosaurs aren't extinct. They've just learned to hide in the trees.