Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday July 6, 2015

COMPASS [for the CDC-6000 series] is the sort of assembler...
COMPASS [for the CDC-6000 series] is the sort of assembler one expects from a corporation whose president codes in octal. -- J.N. Gray

If wishes were horses, then beggars would be thieves.
If wishes were horses, then beggars would be thieves.

If you analyse anything, you destroy it. --...
If you analyse anything, you destroy it. -- Arthur Miller

There was a young girl named Heather Whose twitcher was made...
There was a young girl named Heather Whose twitcher was made out of leather. She made a queer noise, Which attracted the boys, By flapping the edges together.