Humor: Sunday July 26, 2015 - Best of Fortunes Motd - Message of the Day
Humor, Quotes, Proverbs, Aphorisms...
Daily Fortunes Feed Subscribe - Daily Fortunes - motd.ambians.com
Daily fortunes for your site
Dec 4, 2024
Motd Home     Daily Fortunes     Best of Fortunes     Worst of Fortunes

Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday July 26, 2015


There was a young girl of Aberystwyth Who took grain to...
There was a young girl of Aberystwyth Who took grain to the mill to get grist with. The miller's sun, Jack, Laid her flat on her back, And united the organs they pissed with.

I never saw a purple cow I never hope to see one But I can tell...
I never saw a purple cow I never hope to see one But I can tell you anyhow I'd rather see than be one. -- Gellett Burgess I've never seen a purple cow I never hope to see one But from the milk we're getting now There certainly must...

Qvid me anxivs svm?
Qvid me anxivs svm?

Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday July 26, 2015
JanFebMarAprMayJunJulAugSepOctNovDec
12345678910111213141516171819202122232425262728293031
All Time Best  |  Year's Best  |  Month's Best  |  Today's Best
Best of Fortunes Worst of Fortunes
20242023202220212020
20192018201720162015
20142013201220112008
200720062005  
20242023202220212020
20192018201720162015
20142013201220112008
200720062005  
Search [help]

About  |  Contact Us  |  Terms of Use  |  Privacy & Disclosure
FreeBsd Quotes  |  Linux Quotes