Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday August 11, 2016

Accept people for what they are -- completely unacceptable.
Accept people for what they are -- completely unacceptable.

There once was a young man from France Who waited ten years...
There once was a young man from France Who waited ten years for his chance; Then he muffed it...

There once was a young man from Yuma, Who told an elephant joke...
There once was a young man from Yuma, Who told an elephant joke to a puma. Now his dry bleached bones lie, Under hot Asian skies, 'Cause the puma had no sense of huma.

There was a young man of Devizes, Whose balls were of different...
There was a young man of Devizes, Whose balls were of different sizes. One was so small, It was nothing at all; The other took numerous prizes.

Q: Are we not men? A: We are Vaxen.
Q: Are we not men? A: We are Vaxen.

Q: Do you know what the death rate around here is? A: ...
Q: Do you know what the death rate around here is? A: One per person.