Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday August 28, 2016

We have more to fear from the bungling of the incompetent than...
We have more to fear from the bungling of the incompetent than from the machinations of the wicked.

A cautious young fellow named Lodge Had seatbelts installed...
A cautious young fellow named Lodge Had seatbelts installed in his Dodge. When his date was strapped in, He committed a sin, Without even leaving his grodge.

There was a young man from Kent Whose tool was so long that...
There was a young man from Kent Whose tool was so long that it bent. To save himself trouble He put it in double And instead of coming, he went.