Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday August 9, 2016

A happy old hooker named Grace Once sponsored a cunt-lapping...
A happy old hooker named Grace Once sponsored a cunt-lapping race. It was hard for beginners To tell who were winners : There were cunt hairs all over the place.

There was a young lady named Ransom Who was raped three times...
There was a young lady named Ransom Who was raped three times in a hansom When she cried out for more Said a voice from the floor, "My name, ma'am, is Simpson, not Samson

There was a young woman of Cheadle, Who once gave the clap to...
There was a young woman of Cheadle, Who once gave the clap to a beadle. Said she, "Does it itch?" "It does, you damned bitch, And it burns like hell-fire when I peedle."

I was making donuts and now I'm on a bus!
I was making donuts and now I'm on a bus!