Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday August 30, 2016

He who loses, wins the race, And parallel lines meet in space...
He who loses, wins the race, And parallel lines meet in space. -- John Boyd, "Last Starship from Earth"

There once was a man from Madras, Whose balls were made out...
There once was a man from Madras, Whose balls were made out of brass. When they clanged together, They played "Stormy Weather", And lightning shot out of his ass.