Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday January 21, 2018

Q: How many IBM CPU's does it take to execute a job? A: Four;...
Q: How many IBM CPU's does it take to execute a job? A: Four; three to hold it down, and one to rip its head off.

The one L lama, he's a priest The two L llama, he's a beast...
The one L lama, he's a priest The two L llama, he's a beast And I will bet my silk pyjama There isn't any three L lllama. -- O. Nash, to which a fire chief replied that occasionally his department responded to something...