Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday January 6, 2018

There once was a young man from Boston Who drove around town...
There once was a young man from Boston Who drove around town in an Austin, There was room for his ass, And a gallon of gas, So he hung out his balls and he lost 'em.

F u cn rd ths u cnt spl wrth a dm!
F u cn rd ths u cnt spl wrth a dm!

f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgrmmng.
f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgrmmng.

An ardent young man named Magruder Once wooed a girl nude...
An ardent young man named Magruder Once wooed a girl nude in Bermuda. She thought it quite lewd To be wooed in the nude, But magruder was shrewder, he screwed her.

There once was a young man from France Who waited ten years...
There once was a young man from France Who waited ten years for his chance; Then he muffed it...

Double your drive space: Delete Windows!
Double your drive space: Delete Windows!

Windows 95 is crash compatible with Windows 1.0, 2.x, and 3.x.
Windows 95 is crash compatible with Windows 1.0, 2.x, and 3.x.