Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday June 16, 2018

A german composer named Bruckner Remarked to a lady while...
A german composer named Bruckner Remarked to a lady while fuckener : "Less lento, my dear, With your cute little rear; I like a hot presto when muckener!"

There was a girl from Aberystwyth Who brought grain to the mill...
There was a girl from Aberystwyth Who brought grain to the mill to get grist with. The miller's son Jack Laid her flat on her back And united the organs they pissed with.

A truth that's told with bad intent Beats all the lies you...
A truth that's told with bad intent Beats all the lies you can invent. -- William Blake