Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday June 26, 2018

I don't drink, I don't like it, it makes me feel too good...
I don't drink, I don't like it, it makes me feel too good. -- K. Coates

Down to the Banana Republics, Down to the tropical sun. Go...
Down to the Banana Republics, Down to the tropical sun. Go the expatriated Americans, Hoping to find some fun. Some of them go for the sailing, Caught by the lure of the sea. Trying to find what is ailing, Living in the land of the free. Some of them...