Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday June 23, 2018

Secrecy is the beginning of tyranny.
Secrecy is the beginning of tyranny.

There once was a lady named Myrtle Who had an affair with...
There once was a lady named Myrtle Who had an affair with a turtle. She had crabs, so they say, In a year and a day Which proved that that turtle was fertile.