Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday June 21, 2018

There was a young lady named Banker, Who slept while the ship...
There was a young lady named Banker, Who slept while the ship lay at anchor, She woke in dismay, When she heard the mate say, "Now hoist up the topsheet and spanker."

The young lady had an unusual list, Linked in part to...
The young lady had an unusual list, Linked in part to a structural weakness. She set no preconditions.