Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday September 17, 2018

A habit depraved and unsavory Held the bishop of Bingham...
A habit depraved and unsavory Held the bishop of Bingham in slavery Midst screeches and howls He deflowered young owls Which he kept in an underground aviary

There was an old man of Alsace Who played the trombone with...
There was an old man of Alsace Who played the trombone with his ass. He put in a trap To take out the crap, But the vapors corroded the brass.

The boy stood on the burning deck, Eating peanuts by...
The boy stood on the burning deck, Eating peanuts by the peck. His father called him, but he could not go, For he loved those peanuts so.