Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday September 20, 2018

Every little picofarad has a nanohenry all its own...
Every little picofarad has a nanohenry all its own. -- Don Vonada

There once was a boy named Carruthers Who was busily fucking...
There once was a boy named Carruthers Who was busily fucking his mother "I know it's a sin," He said, shoving it in, "But it's better than blowing my brother."

There once was a man from Madras, Whose balls were made out...
There once was a man from Madras, Whose balls were made out of brass. When they clanged together, They played "Stormy Weather", And lightning shot out of his ass.

There was a young woman named Alice Who peed in a Catholic...
There was a young woman named Alice Who peed in a Catholic chalice. She said, "I do this From a great need to piss, And not from sectarian malice."

In a display of perverse brilliance, Carl the repairman...
In a display of perverse brilliance, Carl the repairman mistakes a room humidifier for a mid-range computer but manages to tie it into the network anyway. -- The 5th Wave

Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election...
Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few. -- G.B. Shaw

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.