Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday September 25, 2018

There once was a man from Madras, Whose balls were made out...
There once was a man from Madras, Whose balls were made out of brass. When they clanged together, They played "Stormy Weather", And lightning shot out of his ass.

There once was a man from Sydney Who could put it up to...
There once was a man from Sydney Who could put it up to her kidney. But the man from Quebec Put it up to her neck; He had a big one, now didn't he?

Tout choses sont dites deja, mais comme personne n'ecoute,...
Tout choses sont dites deja, mais comme personne n'ecoute, il faut toujours recommencer. -- A. Gide