Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday September 28, 2018

There was a young lady from Spain Who demurely undressed on...
There was a young lady from Spain Who demurely undressed on a train. A helpful young porter Helped more than he orter, And she promptly cried "Help me again"

There was a young man from East Wubley Whose cock...
There was a young man from East Wubley Whose cock was bifurcated doubly. Each quadruplicate shaft Had two balls hanging aft, And the general effect was quite lovely. There was a young man from Hong Kong Who had a trifurcated prong: ...

There was a young man from Lynn Whose cock was the size of...
There was a young man from Lynn Whose cock was the size of a pin. Said his girl with a laugh As she felt his staff, "This won't be much of a sin."

The Tao is like a glob pattern: used but never used up. It...
The Tao is like a glob pattern: used but never used up. It is like the extern void: filled with infinite possibilities. It is masked but always present. I don't know who built to it. It came before the first kernel.