Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday September 5, 2018

Chapter 1 The story so far: In the beginning...
Chapter 1 The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. -- Douglas Adams, "The Restaurant at the End of the Universe"

Limericks are art forms complex, Their topics run chiefly...
Limericks are art forms complex, Their topics run chiefly to sex. They usually have virgins, And masculine urgin's, And other erotic effects.

Don't ask the barber if you need a haircut.
Don't ask the barber if you need a haircut.