Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday December 13, 2020

Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.

There was a young man from Kent Whose tool was so long that...
There was a young man from Kent Whose tool was so long that it bent. To save himself trouble He put it in double And instead of coming, he went.

There was a young man of Calcutta, Who tried to write...
There was a young man of Calcutta, Who tried to write "cunt" on a shutter. When he got to c-u, A pious Hindoo Knocked him ass-over-head in the gutter.

You'd better smile when they watch you, smile like you're...
You'd better smile when they watch you, smile like you're in control. -- Smile, "Was (Not Was)"