Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday February 21, 2020
Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps,
Cross-eyed mosquitos...Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps,
Cross-eyed mosquitos and bowlegged ants,
I come before you to stand behind you
To tell you of something I know nothing about.
Next Thursday (which is good Friday),
There will be a convention held in the
Women's... Tobacco is a filthy weed,
That from the devil does proceed;...Tobacco is a filthy weed,
That from the devil does proceed;
It drains your purse, it burns your clothes,
And makes a chimney of your nose.
-- B. Waterhouse
Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday February 21, 2020
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