Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday March 19, 2020

Rules: (1) The boss is always right. (2) When...
Rules: (1) The boss is always right. (2) When the boss is wrong, refer to rule 1.

There was a young man of Calcutta, Who tried to write...
There was a young man of Calcutta, Who tried to write "cunt" on a shutter. When he got to c-u, A pious Hindoo Knocked him ass-over-head in the gutter.

The one L lama, he's a priest The two L llama, he's a beast...
The one L lama, he's a priest The two L llama, he's a beast And I will bet my silk pyjama There isn't any three L lllama. -- O. Nash, to which a fire chief replied that occasionally his department responded to something...

Was my SOY LOAF left out in th'RAIN? It tastes REAL GOOD!!
Was my SOY LOAF left out in th'RAIN? It tastes REAL GOOD!!