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A lady from Kalamazoo Once found she had nothing to do, ...
A lady from Kalamazoo Once found she had nothing to do, So she sat on the stairs And she counted her hairs: 4,302.

There was a young lady named Flo Whose lover had pulled out...
There was a young lady named Flo Whose lover had pulled out too slow. So they tried it all night, Till he got it just right... Well, practice makes pregnant, you know.

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