Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday June 29, 2021

There was a young plumber named Lee Who was plumbing his girl...
There was a young plumber named Lee Who was plumbing his girl by the sea. She said, "Stop your plumbing, There's somebody coming" Said the plumber, still plumbing, "It's me."

There were three young ladies of Birmingham, And this is...
There were three young ladies of Birmingham, And this is the scandal concerning 'em. They lifted the frock And tickled the cock Of the Bishop engaged in confirming 'em. Now, the Bishop was nobody's fool, He'd been to a good public...

There's a rather odd couple in Herts Who are cousins (or...
There's a rather odd couple in Herts Who are cousins (or so each asserts); Their sex is in doubt For they're never without Their moustaches and long, trailing skirts. -- Edward Gorey

There's a tavern in London that's staffed, By a barmaid who's...
There's a tavern in London that's staffed, By a barmaid who's tops at her craft: In her striving to please, She serves ale on her knees, So the patrons get head with their draft.