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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday June 15, 2021


The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but...
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but to remind him that he is already degraded. -- George Orwell

A frustrated lady named Alice Used a dynamite stick for...
A frustrated lady named Alice Used a dynamite stick for a phallus. They found her vagina In North Carolina And bits of her tits were in Dallas.

A geneticist living in Delft Scientifically played with...
A geneticist living in Delft Scientifically played with himself, And when he was done He labled it: son, And filed him away on a shelf.

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