Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday April 4, 2022

God is Dead -- Nietzsche Nietzsche is Dead ...
God is Dead -- Nietzsche Nietzsche is Dead -- God Nietzsche is God -- The Dead

In the garden of Eden lay Adam, Complacently stroking...
In the garden of Eden lay Adam, Complacently stroking his madam And loud was his mirth For on all of the earth There were only two balls and he had'em.

Gloffing is a state of mine.
Gloffing is a state of mine.

I think that I shall never hear A poem lovelier than beer...
I think that I shall never hear A poem lovelier than beer. The stuff that Joe's Bar has on tap, With golden base and snowy cap. The stuff that I can drink all day Until my mem'ry melts away. Poems are made by fools, I fear But only Schlitz can make...