Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday April 21, 2022

There is only one way to kill capitalism -- by taxes, taxes,...
There is only one way to kill capitalism -- by taxes, taxes, and more taxes. -- Karl Marx

There once was a gouty old colonel Who grew glum when...
There once was a gouty old colonel Who grew glum when the weather grew vernal, And he cried in his tiffin For his prick wouldn't stiffen, And the size of the thing was infernal.

There was a young plumber named Lee Who was plumbing his girl...
There was a young plumber named Lee Who was plumbing his girl by the sea. She said, "Stop your plumbing, There's somebody coming" Said the plumber, still plumbing, "It's me."

Oh, give me a locus where the gravitons focus Where...
Oh, give me a locus where the gravitons focus Where the three-body problem is solved, Where the microwaves play down at three degrees K, And the cold virus never evolved. (chorus) We eat algea pie, our vacuum...