An Argentine gaucho named Bruno
Who said, "Fucking is...An Argentine gaucho named Bruno
Who said, "Fucking is one thing I do know.
Women are fine
And sheep are divine
But llamas are numero uno."
There was a young lady from Wheeling
Who had a peculiar...There was a young lady from Wheeling
Who had a peculiar feeling.
She laid on her back
And tickled her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling.
There was a young lady of Wheeling
Said to her beau, "I've...There was a young lady of Wheeling
Said to her beau, "I've a feeling
My little brown jug
Has need of a plug" --
And straightaway she started to peeling.
This PIZZA symbolizes my COMPLETE EMOTIONAL RECOVERY!!This PIZZA symbolizes my COMPLETE EMOTIONAL RECOVERY!!
Ladles and Jellyspoons!
I come before you to stand behind...Ladles and Jellyspoons!
I come before you to stand behind you,
To tell you something I know nothing about.
Since next Thursday will be Good Friday,
There will be a fathers' meeting, for mothers only.
Wear your best clothes, if you don't have any,...
ACHTUNG!!!
Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken...ACHTUNG!!!
Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy
schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit
spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das
rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in...
Speaking as someone who has delved into the intricacies...Speaking as someone who has delved into the intricacies of PL/I, I am
sure that only Real Men could have written such a machine-hogging,
cycle-grabbing, all-encompassing monster. Allocate an array and free
the middle third? Sure! Why not? Multiply...
We were young and our happiness dazzled us with...We were young and our happiness dazzled us with its strength.
But there was also a terrible betrayal that lay within me like a Merle
Haggard song at a French restaurant. ...
I could not tell the girl about the woman of the tollway, of
her milk...
Cold hands, no gloves.Cold hands, no gloves.
I was working on a case. It had to be a case, because...I was working on a case. It had to be a case, because I couldn't afford a
desk. Then I saw her. This tall blond lady. She must have been tall
because I was on the third floor. She rolled her deep blue eyes towards
me. I picked them up and rolled...