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Humor: Best of Fortunes for the month of August, 2022


There once was a maid from Mobile Whose cunt was made of blue...
There once was a maid from Mobile Whose cunt was made of blue steel. She only got thrills From pneumatic drills And an off-centered emery wheel.

There was a young lady of Kent, Who admitted she knew what...
There was a young lady of Kent, Who admitted she knew what it meant When men asked her to dine, And plied her with wine, She knew, oh she knew -- but she went!

This PIZZA symbolizes my COMPLETE EMOTIONAL RECOVERY!!
This PIZZA symbolizes my COMPLETE EMOTIONAL RECOVERY!!

A shapely CATHOLIC SCHOOLGIRL is FIDGETING inside my costume..
A shapely CATHOLIC SCHOOLGIRL is FIDGETING inside my costume..

"I bet the human brain is a kludge." ...
"I bet the human brain is a kludge." -- Marvin Minsky

"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain...
"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." -- Benjamin Franklin, 1759

"You've got to think about...
"You've got to think about tomorrow!" "TOMORROW! I haven't even prepared for *yesterday* yet!"

ACHTUNG!!! Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken...
ACHTUNG!!! Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in...

You have the capacity to learn from mistakes. You'll learn...
You have the capacity to learn from mistakes. You'll learn a lot today.

You're never too old to become younger. --...
You're never too old to become younger. -- Mae West

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