Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday July 7, 2022

If God had intended Men to Smoke, He would have put Chimneys...
If God had intended Men to Smoke, He would have put Chimneys in their Heads.

A delighted, incredulous bride Remarked to her groom at...
A delighted, incredulous bride Remarked to her groom at her side : "I never could quite Believe till tonight Our anatomies would coincide."

There was a young lady of Wheeling Who professed to lack sexual...
There was a young lady of Wheeling Who professed to lack sexual feeling. But a cynic named Boris Just touched her clitoris, And she had to be scraped off the ceiling.