Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday July 16, 2022

A young lass got married at Chester; Her mother she kissed...
A young lass got married at Chester; Her mother she kissed and she blessed her. Said she, "You're in luck -- 'E's a stunning good fuck, For I've 'ad 'im meself down in Leicester."

There was a young lady from Bangor Who slept while the ship...
There was a young lady from Bangor Who slept while the ship lay at anchor She woke in dismay When she heard the mate say: "Let's lift up the topsheet and spanker!"

There was a young lady from Bright, Whose speed was much faster...
There was a young lady from Bright, Whose speed was much faster than light. She went out one day In a relative way And returned on the previous night.