Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday June 24, 2023

There once was a young man from Boston Who drove around town...
There once was a young man from Boston Who drove around town in an Austin, There was room for his ass, And a gallon of gas, So he hung out his balls and he lost 'em.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal...
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. -- Groucho Marx

If you love someone, set them free. If they don't come back,...
If you love someone, set them free. If they don't come back, then call them up when you're drunk.

Sometime when you least expect it, Love will tap you on...
Sometime when you least expect it, Love will tap you on the shoulder... and ask you to move out of the way because it still isn't your turn. -- N.V. Plyter

The heart has its reasons which reason knows nothing of...
The heart has its reasons which reason knows nothing of. -- Blaise Pascal

The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.

"It's today!" said Piglet. "My favorite...
"It's today!" said Piglet. "My favorite day," said Pooh.