Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday June 22, 2023

"The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water,...
"The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl." -- Dave Barry

A farmer is a man outstanding in his field.
A farmer is a man outstanding in his field.

There was a young man of Devizes, Whose balls were of different...
There was a young man of Devizes, Whose balls were of different sizes. One was so small, It was nothing at all; The other took numerous prizes.

This PIZZA symbolizes my COMPLETE EMOTIONAL RECOVERY!!
This PIZZA symbolizes my COMPLETE EMOTIONAL RECOVERY!!

To code the impossible code, This is my quest --...
To code the impossible code, This is my quest -- To bring up a virgin machine, To debug that code, To pop out of endless recursion, No matter how hopeless, To grok what appears on the screen, No matter the load, ...

Wake up all you citizens, hear your country's call, Not to arms...
Wake up all you citizens, hear your country's call, Not to arms and violence, But peace for one and all. Crush out hate and prejudice, fear and greed and sin, Help bring back her dignity, restore her faith again. Work hard for a common cause, don't...

Wanna tell you all a story 'bout a man named Jed, A poor...
Wanna tell you all a story 'bout a man named Jed, A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed. But then one day he was shootin' at some food, When up through the ground come a bubblin' crude -- oil, that is; black gold; 'Texas tea' ... Well...

Watching girls go passing by It ain't the latest thing I'm just...
Watching girls go passing by It ain't the latest thing I'm just standing in a doorway I'm just trying to make some sense Out of these girls passing by A smile relieves the heart that grieves The tales they tell of men Remember what...