Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday May 27, 2024

This PIZZA symbolizes my COMPLETE EMOTIONAL RECOVERY!!
This PIZZA symbolizes my COMPLETE EMOTIONAL RECOVERY!!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Sam and Janet...
Knock, knock! Who's there? Sam and Janet. Sam and Janet who? Sam and Janet Evening...

Knucklehead: "Knock, knock" Pee Wee: ...
Knucklehead: "Knock, knock" Pee Wee: "Who's there?" Knucklehead: "Little ol' lady." Pee Wee: "Liddle ol' lady who?" Knucklehead: "I didn't know you could yodel"

Q: How many existentialists does it take to screw in...
Q: How many existentialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw it in and one to observe how the lightbulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless...