Freebsd Fortunes 3

Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine.
                -- Irwin Edman

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten.
                -- B.F. Skinner

Educational television should be absolutely forbidden.  It can only lead
to unreasonable disappointment when your child discovers that the letters
of the alphabet do not leap up out of books and dance around with
royal-blue chickens.
                -- Fran Lebowitz, "Social Studies"

Eeny, Meeny, Jelly Beanie,
The spirits are about to speak...

Eggheads unite!  You have nothing to lose but your yolks.
                -- Adlai Stevenson

Ego sum ens omnipotens

Egotism is the anesthetic given by a kindly nature
to relieve the pain of being a damned fool.
                -- Bellamy Brooks

Egotism is the anesthetic which numbs the pain of stupidity.

Egotism, n:
        Doing the New York Times crossword puzzle with a pen.

Egotist, n:
        A person of low taste, more interested in himself than me.
                -- Ambrose Bierce

egrep -n '^[a-z].*(' $ | sort -t':' +2.0