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Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is
supposed to be doing.

Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm.
                -- Publilius Syrus

"Anyone can say 'no'. It is the first word a child learns and often the
first word he speaks. It is a cheap word because it requires no
explanation, and many men and women have acquired a reputation for
intelligence who know only this word and have used it in place of
thought on every occasion."
                -- Chuck Jones (Warner Bros. animation director.)

Anyone stupid enough to be caught by the police is probably guilty.

Anyone who cannot cope with mathematics is not fully human.
At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wear shoes,
bathe and not make messes in the house.
                -- Lazarus Long

Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
                -- R. Heinlein

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
                -- Samuel Goldwyn

Anyone who has attended a USENIX conference in a fancy hotel can tell you
that a sentence like "You're one of those computer people, aren't you?"
is roughly equivalent to "Look, another amazingly mobile form of slime
mold!" in the mouth of a hotel cocktail waitress.
                -- Elizabeth Zwicky

Anyone who has had a bull by the tail
knows five or six more things than someone who hasn't.
                -- Mark Twain

Anyone who imagines that all fruits ripen at the same time
as the strawberries, knows nothing about grapes.
                -- Philippus Paracelsus