Freebsd Fortunes 3

DeVries' Dilemma:
        If you hit two keys on the typewriter,
        the one you don't want hits the paper.

Dianetics is a milestone for man comparable to his discovery of
fire and superior to his invention of the wheel and the arch.
                -- L. Ron Hubbard

Dibble's First Law of Sociology:
        Some do, some don't.

Did it ever occur to you that fat chance
and slim chance mean the same thing?

Or that we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control
has already been born?
                -- Benny Hill

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in?  I think
that's how dogs spend their lives.
                -- Sue Murphy

Did you ever wonder what you'd say to God if He sneezed?

"Did YOU find a DIGITAL WATCH in YOUR box of VELVEETA?"
                -- Zippy the Pinhead

Did you hear about the model who sat
on a broken bottle and cut a nice figure?

Did you hear that Captain Crunch, Sugar Bear, Tony the Tiger, and
Snap, Crackle and Pop were all murdered recently...

Police suspect the work of a cereal killer!